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Three blondes are sitting by the river, with lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't need any," says the first blonde.
"Well, if your going to fish in this state, you need licenses." said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde,"we aren't fishing. We have magnets on our lines, and all we're getting is junk off the river bottom."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on each one.
"Well, I know of no law against THAT," said the Warden, "Okay, ladies - take all the debris you want." And with that, he left.
As soon as the agent was out of sight, the girls started giggling aloud.
"What a dumb Fish Cop," the third blonde said, "... doesn't he know there are steelhead in this river?!"
"We don't need any," says the first blonde.
"Well, if your going to fish in this state, you need licenses." said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde,"we aren't fishing. We have magnets on our lines, and all we're getting is junk off the river bottom."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on each one.
"Well, I know of no law against THAT," said the Warden, "Okay, ladies - take all the debris you want." And with that, he left.
As soon as the agent was out of sight, the girls started giggling aloud.
"What a dumb Fish Cop," the third blonde said, "... doesn't he know there are steelhead in this river?!"
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