Ok as a kid I lived on California and my dad bought a boat so we were fihsing in I think it was Redondo Harbor. Anyway we had a great day lost of fish for everyone my arms were tired from the fight.
On our way back in me and my mom sat at the back of the boat feeding the birds by throwing all the unused bait out in the water. After a few minutes I think we had every bird from the area following behind us.
Long story short one of the bird flying over head took a crap and it hit my mom right on here arm, the funny part I thought was after looking at it there was an anchovie eye ball in the crap staring at us.
Ok maybe it was funnier because I was a kid but we were laughing all the way home.
I will keep thinking I am sure there are more to share.
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