This is from Dano67 from some time back I really got a good laugh out of this. Well done Dano.
Dano67 wrote:Now..... hears a little story I've got to tell about 3 fishing brothers you knew so well, It started way back in history, with MB,LC and me Dano D. They had a little truck named Big Betty and went on a jaunt thru the OC.
Just me and Betty and pot of coffee were chillin in the morning down in OC. I was lookin at a forum, I ran into a guy, His name is MB Bass, I said Howdy, he said Hi.
He told a little story, it sounded well rehearsed, four hours on the freeway and he just about to burst, the cup was in my hand, he said "can I get some", I said "you can have some", had a chance to run, but I was just dum, he pulled out the chum and this is what he said:
My name is MB Bass,I've got a license to kill. I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill, we whipped out our phones and aimed them at the sky, we called our bosses and let the excuses fly.
Now,I got the rods and he's got the bait and he has two choices of what he can do. He can fish with me till it's dark at the border, the wifes after me for what I did in the water. I flipped it like this, I flipped it like that, I flipped it with a Texas rigged splat.
We drove for ten minutes then we hit the spot, the fish were jumpin and the weather was hot. This dude was staring like he knows who we are, we took the empty spot next to him at the park. MB Bass said, "Dano, you know this kid?"I said I did but I know he didn't, The kid said " Get ready cause this ain't funny my names LC and Im bout to get Funny" Rods went up. people hit the floor we pounded the Bass till they asked for more. I yelled " Im Dano D and I get respect, your Bass and your Carp are what I expect" MB Bass was with it and he's the ace so he grabbed a big Bass and he punched it in the face!!!