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The Old Sailor
A very old retired sailor put on his old uniform and went down to the docks once more for old times sake. He found a young prostitute and went up Into her room with her. He draped his sailor suit across the bed as he got ready for the deed of intent. A few minutes later found him goin' at it the best he could for a guy his age and condition.
He looked up and asked her, "So, how am I doin' there, Honey?"
The prostitute replied, "Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"What's that?" he asked in confusion...
"Well, skippy, as I said, you're doing three knots. You're knot hard, you're knot in...and you're knot getting your money back!"
A very old retired sailor put on his old uniform and went down to the docks once more for old times sake. He found a young prostitute and went up Into her room with her. He draped his sailor suit across the bed as he got ready for the deed of intent. A few minutes later found him goin' at it the best he could for a guy his age and condition.
He looked up and asked her, "So, how am I doin' there, Honey?"
The prostitute replied, "Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"What's that?" he asked in confusion...
"Well, skippy, as I said, you're doing three knots. You're knot hard, you're knot in...and you're knot getting your money back!"
