Posts : 242 Join date : 2014-02-14 Age : 60 Location : Monrovia, CA
A Dad kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both dad and mom decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, 'It's what mom calls me sometimes'. The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..
Posts : 242 Join date : 2014-02-14 Age : 60 Location : Monrovia, CA
Since this a joke topic. Here is my catch 'o the day from this evening. Mom and kids went shopping. I was taking a "nap", nod nod, wink, wink. Soon as they were out the door so was I.