I figure it might just be easier to keep them all in one thread:
A game warden is suspecting a poacher of keeping undersized fish. He comes up on him with a 5 gal. bucket of undersized fish. "I've got you now!!" You're under arrest and the evidence is right at your feet."
"But Warden, you don't understand, I haven't even started fishing yet...these are my pets." "Every day, I take them to the river and dump them in for a swim...after a little while , they come back, jump in the bucket and we go home.
Against his better judgement, the game warden lets him dump the bucket. After 15 minutes, the game warden asks:" How long before the fish come back?"
The poacher says: "' What fish?"
A game warden is suspecting a poacher of keeping undersized fish. He comes up on him with a 5 gal. bucket of undersized fish. "I've got you now!!" You're under arrest and the evidence is right at your feet."
"But Warden, you don't understand, I haven't even started fishing yet...these are my pets." "Every day, I take them to the river and dump them in for a swim...after a little while , they come back, jump in the bucket and we go home.
Against his better judgement, the game warden lets him dump the bucket. After 15 minutes, the game warden asks:" How long before the fish come back?"
The poacher says: "' What fish?"