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Funny And True

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1Funny And True Empty Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:47 am

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So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home
available for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day,
a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or
heart? They're all covered. And who will be paying for all of this?
It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore!
Is this a great country or what?


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2Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:50 am

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Easy now....easy....political...let's not get the blood up....never know who is on what side of the fence wit ye....careful...careful.... lol!

3Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:10 am

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Isn't 99% on one side and the other 1% on the other side lol!


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4Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:55 am

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not fair but true i know i guy who was getting ready to lose this apartment and had traffic ticket went to jail had to 2 surgerys and got dental work done for free got out did a drug program and got a 2 bed room house for 135 a month after 4 months of relaxing in the system i got heath familys for my kids and they dont pay for everything not get me wrong about healthy familys i get a lot of good things throught them but i still pay and god forbid if something major was to happen probly lose my house . bottom line its not fair and what can we do to fix it

5Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:03 am

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It really doesn't make sense how our government is running the system.

6Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:22 am

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OH man! Jeff, see...seeeeeeeee...I told you! Lol! Next your going to start a thread about religion! lol!

7Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:24 am

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lol!
waxon67 wrote:OH man! Jeff, see...seeeeeeeee...I told you! Lol! Next your going to start a thread about religion! lol!

8Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:30 am

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Awesome looks like my retirement plains covered green happy

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9Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:09 pm

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waxon67 wrote:OH man! Jeff, see...seeeeeeeee...I told you! Lol! Next your going to start a thread about religion! lol!

Religion well don't get me started..... lol!


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10Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:50 pm

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well on days we fish i prey to the fishing gods wow come on big one thank you god

11Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:19 pm

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Won't have to worry about any of it.. Isn't the end coming next year anyways??? green happy

12Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:30 pm

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I did not think of it that way we better get out there and start fishing before we cannot anymore.


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13Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:12 pm

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99% that's is def almost all of us on this forum! Thumbs Up

14Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:36 pm

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I like to ignore all the political stuff and enjoy my life while I am above ground. Pretty hard to fish when you have 6 feet of dirt above your head!!

15Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:02 pm

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let fish

16Funny And True Empty Re: Funny And True Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:08 am

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here here!

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