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1Three blondes Empty Three blondes Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:45 am

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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde,"we aren't fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all of their lines and; sure enough, there were only horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steel head in this river?!"


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2Three blondes Empty Re: Three blondes Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:25 pm

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Hahaha, well that ought to work.


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3Three blondes Empty Re: Three blondes Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:39 pm

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4Three blondes Empty Re: Three blondes Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:51 pm

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lol!

5Three blondes Empty Re: Three blondes Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:19 am

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That was a good one thanks


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6Three blondes Empty Re: Three blondes Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:48 pm

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LOL!

7Three blondes Empty Re: Three blondes Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:27 pm

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So many blonde jokes, so little time.

A blind man is sitting in a bar. He asks the guy next to him if he wants to hear a blonde joke. The guy says, before you say anything, the bar owner is blonde, the bartender is blonde, and there's a blonde cop on the other side of you.

The blind man says: " Well, forget it then, it's not worth telling if you have to explain it 3 times."

3 dumb blondes were trapped on an island. One found a bottle and out popped a genie. He gave each one one wish.

The first blonde said:" I want to smarter than the other 2 blondes and get off this island." POOF! The genie turned the first blonde into a redhead. She jumped in the water and swam to the mainland.

The second dumb blonde had the same wish, so he turned her into a brunette , who jumped in the water and swam to the mainland.

The third one said the same thing. So he turned her into a man, who walked across the bridge back to the mainland.

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